It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
"it" just moved
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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