Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Shame - the story of my life.
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