Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
