yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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