What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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