Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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