Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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