Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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