Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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