she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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