At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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