I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
love makes seman taste better
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
send nudes
from the living room?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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