We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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