I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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