I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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