Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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