Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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