I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
