Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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