belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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