One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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You. Win. At. Life.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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