I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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