so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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