16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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