i just wanna soil my oats bro
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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