And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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