So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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