Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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