I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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