My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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