Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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