Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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