Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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