My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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