I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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