I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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