I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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