I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I FOUND THE LEGS
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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