I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
they're like a gay fantastic four
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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