I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
My dick has a subreddit
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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