When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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