I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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