That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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