There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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