people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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