mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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