Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
We smell like vodka and hangover
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