I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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