Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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