There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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