Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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