i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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