You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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