dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I need to align my fucking chakras
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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