Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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