I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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