Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I want to fling myself into the sun
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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