Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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